I want my life back

i have NO FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!
what the hell?
I can't believe it!
all my life i've been a social butterfly and have had friends fight over me the week I moved!!!!!!!!!
Now I sit all day on my lazy ass in front of the computer!!!!!
Oh my god this is soooo fucking boring!!!!!!!!
I can quote just about every spongebob episode!
My best friend is the dictionary!
I talk to my cats for no reason!
I can't get a boyfriend that isn't a complete douche
I even quote comercials!
its not that I can't leave but I just have no where to go!
I can go anywhere as long as I bring my phone and tell my mom that I'm going for a walk or a bike ride. My frineds and I get our kicks when we go to walmart or winndixie!
I'm petheticaly pathetic!
I get my kicks from making people think I'm a lesbien.
what the hell is up with that?

saturday mornings

when you wake up at five a.m. on a saturday,
you either stay in your room and do something to pass the time
or you get on the internet{assuming your computer isn't in your living room}
now if you live alone you have no problems
except you can't blare your music
now if you live with someone who isn't a morning person
well that's a completely diffrent story.
you can't make noise without getting yelled at
you can't read without getting picked on
you can't listen to music unless you have those new ipod/MPnumbers
you can't watch tv
what the hell
why do people make your life suck all the time?
I mean honestly if you were alone all the time at home
pros:
1} your could get up whenever you want
2}you can go to sleep as you please
3} you can eat whatever you want
4} you can eat wherever you want
5} you can do what ever you want
6}you can dress however you please
7} you can talk to yourself without others' judgement!

property of Nosidda89

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzhZYAEr1pk





It's full of crap and makes no sense but if you have a random mind you'll understand. If you don't get it at first don't try to. I don't want you to have an anuerism.

Video Killed the Radio Star

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oj9i1jI-2U




they're so cute I love it!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJxlGUAYB9M




I find it cool how these clips go to a completely diffrent song, but go very well with this perticulair song.

list of qoutes {in progress}

• you are one of my bestest friends... and that's why I have 911 on speed dial.
• If toast lands butter-side down and cats land on their feet, what happens when you strap a piece of toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
• Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor the devil says "Oh crap. She's up!"
• Be the change you wish to see in the world.
• Who needs drugs? I go broke on books.
• We're the type of friends that don't know why their laughing so we laugh harder.
• I didn't hit you, I high-fived your face.
• A computer once beat me at a game of chess. But it was no match for me at kickboxing.
• I noticed that everybody who is for abortion has already been born.
• Frogs are cool. they go RIBBIT.
• By the time you finish reading this you realize you have wasted 5 seconds of your life.
• Hobos can't use calculators because mice can't drive potatoes that crush houses, DANG IT! We're having salad for dinner, I hate crab...
• Mess with me fine I can handle it. Mess with my friends, and you WILL bleed.
• Don't play stupid with me. I always win.
• Sometimes you just need to dance down the aisles of the grocery store.
• I'm the girl who can watch tons of horror movies and not get scared, but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops out of the toaster.
• tlk t0 m3 l!3k th!5... And I'll shoot you in the face.
• my imaginary Friends think you have serious problems...
• I'm not mean, I just say what most people keep in their heads.
• HAHA. wait what?
• knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in fruit salad.
• I'm not random you just can't think as fast as me.
• Just so you know. If an ugly guy was ever hitting on you I'd pretend to be your lesbian lover.
• I smile cause I have no Idea whats going on. :)
• When i die I want to go peacefully like my grandpa did, in his sleep. Not screaming like the passengers in his car.
• Friends will help you when you fall. Best friends will laugh and say "Walk much, smart one?"
• Caution: This sign has SHARP EDGES do not touch the edges of this sign. Also the bridge is out ahead.
• Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.
• EVERYONE has a WILD side but me and my girls PREFER to make ours Public
• It's not about the ones who act true to you face; it's about the ones who REMAIN true BEHIND YOUR BACK
• who is this 'life' and why does he throwing lemons at people? It probably hurts.
• A guy walks into a bar... ouch.
• I love to laugh at boys who get hurt while trying to impress girls.
• THINK! it's not illegal yet.
• Sometimes I think "Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?" And then it hits me
• Okay so... theres this thing called retarded-ness and me & my girls well... we've gone pro.
• NEVER underestimate the crazyness of VERY bored teenage girls... EVER!
• I promise never to confuse you by making sense.
• Why do sleeping pills have warning labels that say" warning may cause drowsiness?
• A good friend comforts you when he rejects you, but a best friend will walk up to him & say; "It's because your gay isn't it?"
• Things to do at walmart #3 climb on top of one of the shelves and declare yourself king/queen of walmart.(when your arrested do not blame this quote.)
• Life's a BITCH 'cause if it were a SLUT it'd be EASY.
• Yes you have the right to your opinoin and I have the right to think you're stupid.
• GOOD FRIENDS help you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS are on the floor with you, laughing at you.
• CAUTION: water on road during rain.
• Crazy people are just more fun.
• Dehydrated water: just add water!!!
• never take anyone for granted. Hold every person close to your heart because you might make up one day and realize you've lost a diamond while you were busy collecting stones.
• It's not that chocolate is a substitute for love. Love is a substitute for chocolate. And lets face it. Chocolate is far more reliable than any man.
• If zombies attack and you trip me I;m coming after you in the next life.
• Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery and Today is a gift. that's why they call it the present
• Jonas Brothers' Music: the number one cause of brain cancer.
• Things to do at walmart #140: Stand in front of the doors and tell People to inter through the exit doors because it's opposite day.
• Things to do at walmart # 50: Ask a teen male employee if he can show you the tampons.

100 crazy city names in the US

the site has a lot more cities around the world!
can you believe these are actual cities?!?!


http://www.keepersoflists.org/index.php?lid=3864

Why, Arizona

French Lick, Indiana

Intercourse, Pennsylvania

Boring, Oregon

Hell, Michigan

Weed, New Mexico

Gay, Michigan

North, South Carolina

Waterproof, Louisiana

Climax, Michigan

Monkey's Eyebrow, Arizona

Santa Claus, Indiana

Gayville, South Dakota

Mud Lick, Kentucky

Blowhard, Australia

Blue Ball, Pennsylvania

Crappo, Maryland

Last Chance, Colorado

Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico

Elephant Butte, New Mexico

Flushing, New York

Gaysport, Ohio

Normal, Illinois

Hot Coffee, Mississippi

Stalker, Pennsylvania

Two Egg, Florida

Bangs, Texas

Gas, Kansas

Oatmeal, Texas

Paradox, Colorado

Earth, Texas

Shoulderblade, Kentucky

Yeehaw Junction, Florida

Bacon, Indiana

Cut and Shoot, Texas

Dead Horse, Alaska

Humptulips, Washington

Hygiene, Colorado

Oddville, Kentucky

Boring, Maryland

Bumpass, Virginia

Elmo, Missouri

Gun Barrel City, Texas

Happyland, Oklahoma

Mary's Igloo, Alaska

Bobo, Mississippi

Christmas, Florida

Experiment, Georgia

Poop Creek, Oregon

pussy creek ohio

Frostproof, Florida

Krypton, Kentucky

Man, West Virginia

Ninety-six, South Carolina

Ordinary, Kentucky

Picnic, Florida

Protection, Kansas

Quicksand, Kentucky

Walla Walla, Washington

Zap, North Dakota

Beebeetown, Iowa

Bird in Hand, New Mexico

Dry Prong, Louisiana

Novelty, Missouri

Petroleum, Kentucky

Sac City, Iowa

Scalp Level, Pennsylvania

Slaughter, Louisiana

California, Maryland

Canadian, Texas

Cut Shin, Kentucky

Enigma, Georgia

Hazard, Kentucky

Hippo, Kentucky

Loco, Oklahoma

Odd, West Virginia

Pinch, West Virginia

Poopoo, Hawaii

Relief, Kentucky

Speed, Kansas

Tea, South Dakota

What Cheer, Iowa

Yellow Water,Florida

Acme, West Virginia

Beer Bottle Crossing, Idaho

Burning Springs, Kentucky

Can do, North Dakota

Chocolate Bayou, Texas

Christmas, Michigan

Dripping Springs, Texas

Energy, Illinois

Fart, Virginia

Frognot, Texas

Gay Head, Massachusetts

Glasscock texas

Sandwich,Illinois

Twitty, Texas

Assawoman,Virginia

Bacon,Georgia

Beaver Lick, Kentucky

whoa!

I found this site on the internet

http://www.teachingtreasures.com.au/student-projects/Llanfair.htm

If you ever go to Wales in the United Kingdom you would be missing out on a good laugh, not going to a small town called Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. Many of the people are very proud of their little town and its name. If you ask one of them to pronounce the name of their town, they are usually happy to oblige. Most people visiting would have a lot of trouble saying the name and I'm sure the locals have a good laugh at some of the attempts to pronounce the name. Many people visiting are intrigued when they hear the locals say the name.

Originally the town had a shorter, easier to pronounce name: Llanfairpwllgwyngyll. 'I think I would still have trouble pronouncing that'!

In the 1860s, more syllables were added to attract more visitors to the town. It is believed the name was officially conjured up by the village council, intentionally for the privilege and reputation of having the longest railway station name in Great Britain.

Do you think you could pronounce the name properly? The name is usually shortened to Llanfair P.G.

Llanfair P.G. is not very far from Caernarfon Castle, one of the largest castles in Wales. Well worth a visit.

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch means; "St. Mary's Church in the hollow of white hazel near a rapid whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the red cave."

Many people from Wales emigrated all over the world. My Nana was born in Wales in 1902 she emigrated to Australia in 1908 she died in 2003 how long do you think she lived? Long names must go with long lives!

Did you know that Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch is not the longest town name in the world? Thailand has a town whose name has 163 letters: